FUCK YOU IF SOMEONE I FOLLOW WANTS TO REBLOG A POST 20 TIMES THEN I WANT TO SEE IT ON MY DASH 20 TIMES FUCK YOU TUMBLR FUCK YOU
In the middle of a fanfic and this shit happens
The world hates me
an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is “the angel’s lament”, my new cocktail
Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’
You're always talking about your damn grain tributaries. As if they're anything special.
You’re just jealous because your tributaries are 34% millet and your peasants are weakened by scurvy. You are jealous of the fertile river delta I control with several magnificent forts.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of inferior quality.
Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by naval forces you don’t have.
Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.
I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain tributaries
Now that’s good branding
This is good advice, but also why this picture?
It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking
what do you mean you're a streamer
i thought you just were just silly tumblr blog
People have jobs sometimes
the funny thing about being a big blog on here really is the number of people who will follow you for months while having absolutely zero idea about who you are and what you do
That’s a good point random kitty blog. I’d be stunned to find out that you leaked the no fly list or something
if completing tasks feels so good and reminds me completing tasks is easy then why is starting them the emotional equivalent of sending my first born to war
“gender envy” this “gender envy” that,,, sir that man is a senior citizen
I don’t plan on being 19 - 24 forever ????? Gender investment.
Gender compounding interest. Gender dividends.
you guys have got to try living . its ugly but theres no other option
don’t wanna
didnt ask dont care surrender to the tide of life and allow it to wash over you in all its imperfect and profound beauty










