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radiofreederry asked:

You're always talking about your damn grain tributaries. As if they're anything special.

cryptotheism replied:

You’re just jealous because your tributaries are 34% millet and your peasants are weakened by scurvy. You are jealous of the fertile river delta I control with several magnificent forts.

cryptotheism:

radiofreederry:

cryptotheism:

radiofreederry:

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of inferior quality.

Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by naval forces you don’t have.

Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.

I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain tributaries

missingno-polaris asked:

what do you mean you're a streamer

i thought you just were just silly tumblr blog

demilypyro replied:

People have jobs sometimes

demilypyro:

nyancrimew:

the funny thing about being a big blog on here really is the number of people who will follow you for months while having absolutely zero idea about who you are and what you do

That’s a good point random kitty blog. I’d be stunned to find out that you leaked the no fly list or something

  #lmfaoooo